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Ocean Demotivational Poster


THE SUBMARINE - The single, most powerful and most capable mobile weapons platform you will never see. Until it's too late.


TAGS: navy submarines weapons sea ocean
Rating: 4.65/5

More motifakes by RetiredUSNChief

RetiredUSNChief - October 9, 2013, 4:55 am
Heh! Figure the odds! :):)
Altrunchen - September 22, 2013, 2:22 pm
Not if you paint it yellow and come on over to live in it.


MARCHING BAND - Where all that practicing pays off.




BREAK UPS -


TAGS: pzy break up ocean dump
Rating: 4.67/5

More motifakes by pzykosiz

GySgt1811a - February 26, 2012, 5:03 pm
"When it rains, it pours."
TheOne - February 26, 2012, 10:06 am
I've been swimming with the fishes these days...
Reality Lord - February 26, 2012, 8:10 am

awe5ome. makes me all happy inside and i don't know why psy.


THIS OCEAN - Other than the Atlantic and Pacific, Billy, you are my favorite ocean




Evolution -


TAGS: whales twinkies ocean evolution
Rating: 3.33/5

More motifakes by Hobbles

Jerk - August 9, 2011, 7:40 pm
she is not a whale... But she is hiding one beind her back
jiant - January 21, 2010, 5:30 pm
I shouldn't have laughed at that... but I did.... Anyway, the reason people are so fat now is cuz we're screwing up "evolution" with all our "everyone in the world should be accepted" b.s.
W - June 3, 2009, 4:46 pm
Too bad Whales are mammals and evolved form a land animal.


HARBOR TOUR -


TAGS: submarine boat license calendar ocean
Rating: 4.78/5

More motifakes by forseti

birddseedd - January 3, 2014, 1:58 pm
I still don't get how someone can be stupid enough to do this.
jameswnash - October 3, 2010, 7:35 pm
lmao
agdaniele - October 3, 2010, 2:23 pm
Well played.
tellitlikeitis - October 3, 2010, 7:30 am
Chuckle.


B-52 FLYBY -


TAGS: indian ocean flyby b52
Rating: 4.06/5

More motifakes by Airman

MPsniper - April 27, 2011, 5:34 pm
BANG... yer dead
marlygirl - April 27, 2011, 1:37 pm
Ha ha! VERY true! 5


RUDE DOG - As cool as the poor kids could get in the 80s.




SEALAND - That's the joke.


TAGS: sea land sealand england ocean contry hetalia
Rating: 2.7/5

More motifakes by Lina_M13

Derek - September 26, 2009, 8:15 pm
Didn't work out terribly well did it? Still, they got off lighter than the Argentinians did.
agdaniele - September 25, 2009, 7:33 pm
Wow, Lina. Thanks for holding my hand while I crossed One-Lion Boulevard.
pornojoy - September 25, 2009, 5:44 pm
minus funny...


PARTED -


TAGS: heart jungle alone ocean stone
Rating: 4.92/5

More motifakes by LiquidAngel

jejeloman - February 21, 2012, 12:19 am
so beautiful :O


SHARK SURFING - After 450 million years, they pretty much have it down pat.




NAVY AVIATION - Off we goooooo! Under the wet blue yonder!


TAGS: august challenge ocean flights of fancy
Rating: 3.79/5

More motifakes by LogicDude

ICEMAN - February 6, 2010, 12:40 am
Screw Marvin & his Wankerstein. 5L
LogicDude - November 2, 2009, 3:02 pm
If only we could vote on Marvin's inability to get the joke...
Marvin Wankerstein - November 2, 2009, 2:10 am
1 for excessive lameness. It's not called aviation when you are navigating under water.
Lamango - September 2, 2009, 2:23 am
... That won't make it five feet from port.


OH REALLY? - Is the Ocean gonna have to drown a B*tch?


TAGS: august challenge ocean is a harsh mis*****
Rating: 3.41/5

More motifakes by LogicDude

Guest091 - September 2, 2009, 9:10 am
It's no Wanye Brady, but it's got my respect.
agdaniele - September 1, 2009, 10:54 pm
Bypass the votes.... HOF this immediately.


LIFES JOURNEY -


TAGS: ships that pass in the night and speak in passing only a signal shown and a distant voice in the darkness so on the ocean of life we pass and speak only a look and a voice then darkness again and a silence
Rating: 4.85/5

More motifakes by rerun

GaryO - March 19, 2012, 9:43 am
WOW!²
forseti - September 24, 2010, 2:50 am
WOW!
crankyhead - September 23, 2010, 7:40 pm
Rerun, you've outdone yourself.


PACIFIC GARBAGE PATCH -




REACH AN UNDERSTANDING -


TAGS: desert ocean moon reach understand
Rating: 4.72/5

More motifakes by Rick69

mariand - March 24, 2013, 8:37 pm
mistakes shows that you're human...;)
Rick69 - March 24, 2013, 7:40 am
Cheers... You folks are quite forgiving... I messed up with the black line on bottom-left & the soft edges of the last ph**o... And yet here I am doing the rain dance around my living room...
MissPriss - March 24, 2013, 2:16 am
Another stellar 5L poster Slick!
SLOHAND62 - March 23, 2013, 10:33 pm
5 cheers Very good. Thanks for sharing
spacedog - March 23, 2013, 9:08 pm
Set foot on the moon? No wonder we can't come to an understanding. I kid. The moon is lovely. It's right outside my window. 5L


BEARS - They luv the oceanz


TAGS: bear ocean funny video rain hurricane
Rating: 1.62/5

More motifakes by Zach Anderson

Landshark - October 7, 2008, 12:15 pm
I stuck my bear **** this far into Goldielocks before I drowned the b****!


LIFE IS AN OCEAN - During our youth, the stepping stones seem like a skip and a jump. As we grow older, the stones get further apart.


TAGS: life ocean young old feas
Rating: 4.63/5

More motifakes by Feasibly

autumnspirit - December 14, 2010, 12:25 am
Beautiful... 5 Leaps
GreyScorpion - December 12, 2010, 10:27 am
and hang down farther, just sayin' 5L
Reality Lord - December 11, 2010, 8:15 pm

i'd applaud but my arms are sore....and i'm tired...is it nap-time?
rerun - December 11, 2010, 7:43 pm

d***.....this is great


Sarah Kay -


TAGS: ocean shore kiss
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by Sho

GaryO - December 19, 2013, 7:17 pm
Sarah Kay must be sumpm
spacedog - December 19, 2013, 6:02 pm
Superb.
Greeny - December 19, 2013, 7:22 am
Serene - like dating. Typhoons after marriage. 5L
Silverheart - December 19, 2013, 7:17 am

Wow. Profoundly beautiful. Another top notch Sho poster.


AMBIGUITY -


TAGS: ambiguity ocean in continent
Rating: 4.48/5

More motifakes by steph1

Hinoron - March 27, 2012, 2:32 am
I dunno, but I'm willing to try!
GySgt1811 - February 11, 2011, 2:29 pm
Depends.


WHEN YOU SEE IT... - ...you've got a vivid imagination There is nothing there!


TAGS: when you see it imagination ocean rnr
Rating: 2.32/5

More motifakes by RnR

leeebling - June 17, 2009, 9:26 am
Huh nothing aye, i swear i could see the sea and a large cloud formation.
TTD - June 17, 2009, 9:20 am
Ninja-Ship 12-o-clock! How come nobody else notices it?
aPauling - September 25, 2008, 4:42 pm
I sea it!


AHOY FAILURE! -


TAGS: the ocean floor is littered with trash
Rating: 4.64/5

More motifakes by TheTrashHeap

SteveFurlong - April 1, 2012, 8:47 pm
A demotivating demotivator. How refre5hing!
Sean - July 28, 2011, 6:54 pm
*Let's (I'm so lame.)
Sean - July 28, 2011, 6:52 pm
Let have a moment of silence for His Tooliness, the Heap.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 28, 2011, 4:36 pm
Since making this poster the guy who created it has gotten married and bought a house, I'd say his ship has arrived.....sadly, he's still a tool. (cheers Trash)
rnbw00 - July 28, 2011, 3:47 pm
Some day my ship will come in, but with my luck, I'll be at the airport.
spacedog - May 1, 2010, 9:19 pm
Excellent Trash, 5Ls.
Sparrowgirl - May 1, 2010, 5:31 pm
Love it!!
agdaniele - May 1, 2010, 1:09 pm
So, she goes down? 5L
Faceplant31 - May 1, 2010, 1:01 am
Nice! 5 sunken lions for you!


IT’S MY PARTY -


TAGS: it s my party water sea ocean wet death songs
Rating: 3.48/5

More motifakes by ronsart

Bartimaeus - October 11, 2009, 5:50 pm
Jim, that would have been sophomoric and equally hilarious. Therefore, I commend you.
Jim diGris - October 11, 2009, 5:44 pm
should have been "And I'll fart if I want to"


SHEER POETRY - At this moment, words are superflous


TAGS: motion in the ocean
Rating: 3.29/5

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ATLANTIC OCEAN -


TAGS: atlantic ocean lovers titanic
Rating: 3.27/5

More motifakes by ronsart

Ed-Hyde - August 28, 2009, 7:40 am
I love the weekly world news. It helps put Fox News and MSNBC into perspective.


EQUATION -


TAGS: another d*** oceanic steam navigation company white star line of boston packets reference
Rating: 3.07/5

More motifakes by Haarakkon

agdaniele - July 25, 2009, 4:01 pm
People drowned. 5L.
Haarakkon - July 25, 2009, 2:38 pm
Maybe, but I'm with you on the tags, searching "Titanic" wouldn't show this one, if I remember that upload (all of what, an hour ago?) correctly.
Sean - July 25, 2009, 2:35 pm
Had I used the "tags" responsibly, you would have found mine, but then, why use the tags responsibly?
Haarakkon - July 25, 2009, 2:29 pm
d***! I thought I was innovating, not supernovaing. MWLF was right, though, the genre is open. I even searched "equation" to see if it had been done...
Sean - July 25, 2009, 2:18 pm
I think this counts as the second only Mathifake (MWLF's term). Cool.


DISOBEDIENCE -


TAGS: disobedience kids water ocean lake wrong
Rating: 2.36/5

More motifakes by Jmac0585

Zai - August 8, 2009, 11:46 pm
The wording on the sign is wrong for the joke you made. Good effort, but I think it should be more like "Obeying laws: you're doing it right."
agdaniele - April 9, 2009, 9:44 pm
Jmac0585... what your conga-line of posters lack in ingenuity, they make up for with insipidity.


BLOOD OCEAN - Still threatened by global warming?




Cloverfield -


TAGS: water ocean
Rating: 1.86/5

More motifakes by psaltsman

john doe - November 24, 2008, 8:50 pm
yeah...ninja cloverfield...cuz i cant see ****.lmao.


sublime -


TAGS: beauty dive ocean
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by Sho

spacedog - February 20, 2014, 5:57 pm
5uperb.


amenity -


TAGS: ocean world
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by Sho

MissPriss - April 28, 2014, 10:32 am
A twist of humour? Sho? 5Love it!


courage -


TAGS: ocean discover shore
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by Sho

GaryO - November 12, 2013, 9:40 pm
Phukk you, Sho……and yer alabaster sand…..and…and yer crystal clear water….and yer prolly constant 70°F temps, and fer living in a Corona commercial, yeah, phukk you….5L/fav/share
Sho - November 12, 2013, 9:01 pm
This is a picture of a local beach by the way :)
GaryO - November 12, 2013, 8:51 pm
Shyt, Sho, I know that one, literally


Ocean of Sorrow -


TAGS: lie tear ocean sorrow
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by Ism

mizzdizz - April 1, 2015, 1:33 pm
Luv this! Nice imagery! 5L


BEREFT -


TAGS: sadness loneliness memory ocean desert
Rating: 4.94/5

More motifakes by spacedog

spacedog - October 1, 2012, 9:30 am
Thanks guys. I'm glad you like it.
gas - September 30, 2012, 8:50 pm
indeed.. can't find words that would do justice to it. 5&fav
GaryO - September 30, 2012, 6:57 pm
THAT….is one beautiful composition.
rerun - September 30, 2012, 4:29 pm

understatement of the day. Amesome
Reality Lord - September 30, 2012, 3:38 pm

frickin....wow. awesome


Big mouth -


TAGS: shark mouth ocean singing voice
Rating: 4.92/5

More motifakes by spacedog

GaryO - November 2, 2013, 7:54 am
Heh, 5 toofers.
ughomer - November 2, 2013, 2:08 am
Superb, SD.
spacedog - November 2, 2013, 12:44 am
Thanks LG.
lgvernon - November 1, 2013, 8:58 pm

Great!!! 5Ls


Tomorrow's Children -




Rise in Ocean Level -




The Oceans Cockroach -


TAGS: lobsters oceans ****roach
Rating: 4.42/5

More motifakes by Ism

Ism - May 3, 2013, 1:31 am
you had me searching Roach Recipes for 20mins... with little luck... but b***er and Garlic rarely a bad choice.. justsay'n
MissPriss - May 3, 2013, 1:14 am
Maybe but does a land ****roach taste as good slathered in garlic b***er?


FALLEN STAR -




INCONTINENCE -




A NICE WARM BATH -


TAGS: forgot about the oceans
Rating: 3.64/5

More motifakes by Derek

Derek - March 23, 2010, 5:05 pm
Children please! It's my fault. I should have posted this 8 days ago.
thatonechick - March 23, 2010, 4:40 pm
Leave it to you to shut the f*** up.
crankyhead - March 23, 2010, 4:22 pm
Leave it to a moderator to not know the difference between french and latin...
thatonechick - March 23, 2010, 9:06 am
Oh, look. My mistake. Sorry. Sorry, everybody! Go about your day.
thatonechick - March 23, 2010, 9:05 am
I guess it's hard to make accents...
thatonechick - March 23, 2010, 9:02 am
Must not... French spelling nazi... RAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH


SALT WATER -




SEA SURPRISE - Suddenly that recliner pool floaty seems woefully inadequate.




SEA-WORTHY VESSEL -


TAGS: august 27 ocean
Rating: 3.46/5

More motifakes by agdaniele

agdaniele - September 1, 2009, 1:04 am
The monkey is first-mate, and the "crew" always drunk. Sure, the's no Exxon Valdez....
Sean - September 1, 2009, 1:01 am
Her captain's little more than a chimp in silly white shorts. And that Patty ain't no lady.
agdaniele - September 1, 2009, 12:50 am
Yes, LD!!!! Glad it didn't go completely unnoticed!!!
LogicDude - August 27, 2009, 8:26 am
I dunno...she looks a little "heavy" in the stern...


TROPICAL RESORTS - My favourite spot for a vacation.




THE OCEAN - Treat her well, for hell hath no fury like a woman's scorn.




Kayaks -




STRINGRAYS -


TAGS: none safe ocean
Rating: 2.13/5
Doc - July 1, 2009, 5:34 am
Some critter has watched waaaaaay too much "Voyage To The Bottom Of The Sea"


Mistakes -


TAGS: attack fishing ocean water fish
Rating: 1.75/5

More motifakes by psaltsman

Rated RKO - July 29, 2008, 2:52 pm
Ph**oShop, gotta love it.
TShirtHell - July 9, 2008, 7:31 am
GAME DAY: More like Game Over.


No Photos! -


TAGS: stutter shark ph**o diver ocean
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by JesusWept

JesusWept - March 21, 2016, 8:19 am
Thanks!
concern3 - March 21, 2016, 2:02 am
Nice, UP ypurs


Environmental Image -


TAGS: environmental recycle congress separate oceans
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by Ism

MissPriss - February 19, 2015, 3:49 pm
5L'd
concern3 - February 19, 2015, 2:42 am
Very clever a 5er
GaryO - February 18, 2015, 11:34 pm
Was there back in y2k. Hear the air is worse now than it was then. Don’t recall seeing the sun. However, the bits of dog in the chow mien was delicious.
Ism - February 18, 2015, 11:30 pm
love their Buffet.
Bandit5906 - February 18, 2015, 10:58 pm
Have you ever been to China?


Drops -


TAGS: drops fill oceans over time
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by Thedge

Thedge - October 26, 2014, 6:27 pm
Hmm... saying watch the droplets, they add up to something or can also waste (as in money, kindnesses, angry words). Like that. Naaindihan?
MuddySoapfish - October 26, 2014, 6:20 pm
This is over my head !
Thedge - October 25, 2014, 7:04 pm
Enough to make the point.
mizzdizz - October 25, 2014, 6:54 pm
Short-n-sweet Edge!


Journey -


TAGS: war ocean desert nation journey
Rating: 4.93/5

More motifakes by OldIrish

Reality Lord - February 21, 2016, 6:02 am

these are really nice. great start. MOAR!!!!!
GaryO - February 20, 2016, 8:26 pm
Well, this is exciting. New blood, and it's good.
Oldsod - February 20, 2016, 7:45 pm
Nice start, Irish! In the day, I'd say 5L. Welcome to the fray, and come into the forums and introduce yourself.


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